[Charlie Chaplin]

I remember when I was like 8 or 9 my cheap aunt use to take me and my cousins (around the same age) to McDonald's (this was considered a "special event") for a "meal".Being so generous as she was treating us to food she gave us a choice between a cheese burger and a hamburger. When I said 'a' I meant ONE. She would buy one and cut it into pieces and divided amongst us. If there were 5 or 6 of us she would buy 2. These were both under 50cents at the time.....It's not even like she was poor or on a budget. No one in my family is as cheap as her.